Don’t just hate your enemies …
– give them real pain
Upload a photo of your enemy and create a Voodoo Doll
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Female Voodoo Doll
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Male Voodoo Doll
€59.00 Incl VAT
Buy a doll for all persons You Love to Hate
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Mr. Orange Echo Voodoo Doll
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The Rocket Rattler Voodoo Doll
€59.00 Incl VAT
Are you missing any Voodoo doll?
Send an email to Evil@VoodooVendetta.com and I’ll consider whether the person is sufficiently despicable.
Latest blogs
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A Little Pin in the Universe: How to Deflate an Ego Without Leaving Your Living Room
They say you can’t buy happiness — but you can buy a voodoo doll. And sometimes, that’s close enough. Especially when the doll happens to resemble a certain overconfident billionaire who thinks he’s a mix of Tony Stark, God, and your boss from hell. The doll arrives in a sleek black box, wrapped in recycled…
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Stick in a needle, and somewhere a golf game goes wrong…
Mr. Orange Echo as a 3D-printed Voodoo doll — disturbingly lifelike, perfectly coiffed, and somehow already tweeting before you even unpack the box. His plastic grin captures that unmistakable blend of confidence and confusion, like a man certain he’s the smartest person in the room… while standing in an empty one. The doll doesn’t move,…
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Turn your enemies into Voodoo Dolls – No pins required
This is no ordinary Voodoo doll — it’s a 3D-printed vessel of modern witchcraft. Designed from your uploaded photo, the line of the face is replicated, capturing your chosen target’s expression in chilling, digital detail. The smooth surface feels cold, almost alive, as if waiting for the first touch of metal. When you press a…
The World’s Most Deserved Voodoo Dolls
Because some people just ask for bad karma.
Tired of billionaires playing space cowboy while you’re still waiting for your refund? Politicians making speeches that sound like bad stand-up? Dictators, divas, and self-proclaimed geniuses driving you mad?
Relax. We’ve got your therapy tool — shrink-wrapped and ready.
Introducing VoodooVendetta’s Infamous Collection — a lineup of 3D-printed and digital voodoo dolls inspired by the world’s most punchable personalities.
No dark magic. No real curses. Just pure, delicious, symbolic satisfaction.
Stick a pin, tap your screen, or simply stare at that tiny face until your blood pressure normalizes.
It’s the safe, fun, and slightly evil way to blow off steam — and maybe, just maybe, restore balance to the universe.
Choose from our most “beloved” icons of irritation:
- The eternal orange ego himself
- Billionaires with rocket fetishes
Each doll comes ready for your creative vengeance: pose it, pin it, meme it, or just display it proudly as proof that you tried nonviolence – and it worked.